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The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  The Pacific North West (Northern California, Oregon and Washington)

Date(s):  From Thursday July 6th to Saturday July 8th 2017

Deck:  Native American

Cards Drawn:  Death (13 Major Arcana), 8 of Vessels (Cups), 8 of Tomahawks (inverse), 4 of Tomahawks (inverse), 7 of Tomahawks (Blades, swords) and 6 of Shields (Pentacles or Coins).

Forecast:  In my experience with other readers there are Tarot Literalists and Tarot Intuitives, I am of the later group.  I have no familiarity of this regions weather or any other region other than the one for which I usually read.  That being the case I will put the reading in more general terms than I would prefer.  So here we go.

Death, the only card from the Major Arcana, isn’t as scary as it sounds.  Death is a card that means transition or change.  So whatever the trend has been for the last several days, week or weeks is about to reverse or flip.  It it has been cooler then average then it will become hotter than average, wetter than average changes to drier you get the idea.  Being that the card is from the Major Arcana I want to see it as an indication of a change in trend at least in the short term (the three days of the forecast) although the trend could last longer.  I am thinking Rain for Thursday, not necessarily region wide, Expect conditions to be humid where there is no precipitation.  Look for winds to be on the increase reaching their peak by the end of the forecast period though I don’t believe they will reach profound speeds, just higher than they are now.  Dry conditions will be setting in through late Friday and Saturday.  I have the weird feeling of fire conditions becoming an issue by Saturday though I don’t see temperatures getting that hot.  That strikes me as unlikely as the Oregon and Washington wind side region is considered a temperate rain forest none the less dry and fire conditions is the sense I get of things.

That’s about all I can say about that and I hope it make sense.

Hug the people you love, look towards your Muse and have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude’s Alien (ET) Invasion Forecast

Let’s try this again.

I believe that my forecast during the last 30 day period held and Aliens didn’t invade, as predicted.  Unless I missed something and it is very possible that I have.  For the moment I’ll run with the assumption that the invasion from space didn’t manifest.  It could be, though, that I have been captured by these fiendish alien beasts and my brain and therefore consciousness is currently stored is some strange metal case as they transport me through space.  Thank you H.P..  If you’d like to read more this idea it is part of H.P. Lovecraft’s whisperer in the darkness which you can find a free audio version of at You Tube.  If you are looking for a good case of the creep this story might do it for you, if not at the very least you might find it strange.

Enough of that bull shit and now on to the reading.

Region:  The globe.

Date(s);  July 5th to August 5th 2017

Deck:  Renaissance

Cards Drawn:  2 of Staves (wands) and The World (inverse, 21 of the Major Arcana)

Forecast:  Between the clown car we call the relationship between the current Administration and the Traditional Media and to a lesser extent the Internet/Citizen Media,  all of which is a lot like a sporting event and serves as a great distraction, but also as a source of stress. This combined with rising uncertainty in investment markets and the economy over all along with the beginning of the banging of the war drum, should be directly proportional to the rate of sightings or UFOs or Aerial Phenomena during the next period.  In no way am I trying to imply that these sightings are not real, I am simply stating that I am not prepared to label them in any particular way.  The bulk of sightings in my mind remain simply that, sightings, something singular though like individual events I may see differently.  It came to my attention in my youth back in the late 1970s that there seemed to be a connection between sightings and social stressors regardless of these various stresses sources.

I am saying this now specifically because of the two cards in this reading.  The two of wands could indicate heating mostly obviously in the form of physical temperature but also psychologically.  The modern (post WW II) sighting is influenced in my mind by two things in particular though I am sure there are other possibilities that I am unaware of as well.  Increasing levels of education through out the population and a greater awareness of the world as a whole.  So the two of wands is a heating up within the spiritual aspect of being human and the world inverse indicates that though the effect will be world wide it is not the global community as a whole that is the sole cause of said stress.  Globalization is a factor but not causal.  I be looking more towards markets, current instability geopolitically in the west along with U.S foreign policy.

Simply put, for those of you watching the UFO scene expect a higher level of sightings during the next month but I say there is no chance of an invasion at this time.

At any rate, don’t forget to look to your muse.

Have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Let us see how’s this all shakes out.

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  From Monday July 3rd to Friday July 7th, 2017

Deck:  The Hermetic Tarot

Cards Drawn: SET ONE:  7 of wands (inverse), Death (13 Major Arcana, inverse), Knight of Cups,  Ace of Wands (inverse), Princess of Swords, 2 of Pentacles (inverse), The Lovers (6 of Major Arcana) and Queen of Cups.  SET TWO:  Princess of Wands and 4 of Swords.

Forecast:  Before I start prattling let me explain the Sets (Set one and Set two) and how I am using them.  Set one indicates the obvious patterns over the five day forecast the eight cards divided into two four card groupings, the first four for the first half of the week and the second four for the last half.  The dividing point being the middle day, Wednesday Mid afternoon, roughly 2 or 3 pm.  The second set indicates the underlying trend for the week.

The underlying trend is foremost tending towards warming primarily and an increase in air movement, wind secondarily.

So during Monday and Tuesday look for generally moderating temperatures tending towards comfortable temps in the mid to upper seventies (76 – 80) with light winds (0 – 10 mph) and a slight chance (20%- 30%) of rain.  There will not be any severe weather though some thunder may occur, generally speaking this period should be quite pleasant.  as of Wednesday afternoon through Friday looking for warming temperatures in the low the mid 80s (81 – 86) with conditions from mostly sunny to partly cloudy.  Winds generally increasing to 10 – 20 mph.  As far as rain is concerned I am thinking that there is a growing possibility of unsettled weather towards Friday. from passing showers and thunderstorms, but otherwise generally dry.  Expect and increase in humidity and generally good air quality during this period.  Friday is something of a wild card as it may huff and puff but I don’t think it will blow your house down.  I am thinking generally dry with some spots of passing unsettled weather (50/50) and a marginal risk of severe weather.

The fourth of July should be a decent day for whatever you may have planned.

Also remember that this is the beginning of the Dog Days of Summer but more on that later.

Whether I am full of it or this forecast holds have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and Northeastern Pennsylvania.

Date of Forecast:  Friday June 30th and Saturday July 1 2017

Deck:  Native American

Cards Drawn:  1 of Vessels, Chief of Vessels (or King of Cups), 6 of Vessels (inverse) and 7 of Pipes.

Forecast:  Rain, rain and more rain on Friday especially or my timing might be off and Saturday ends up being the wettest day.  I except the temps to linger in the low to mid 80s (83 – 86) depending on cloud cover and the volume of rain as well as urban verse rural.  The far east should be cooler than the far western parts of the region.  I think there will be a bit of wind (moderate 10 to 20mph, generally westerly to north westerly) though the cards don’t call for it specifically, but nothing to get freaked about and the chance of severe weather is close to nothing.  My windows are already rattling a little bit.  I think the winds might fall off as the rain finally moves out of the area.

I’ve been a bit off lately so this entire forecast is in all probability pooched, but what to do?

If you like grey days and wet weather with a bit of thunder then the next two days could be for you.

Have  better than average day either way.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Well, to be honest I have had my right index finger stuck all the way up my ass for the last few days, it is just one of those things.  So I pick up the remains and continue on as thou nothing at all has been out of place.  After all every one needs a break!

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  Wednesday June 28 and Thursday June 29 2017

Deck:  The Renaissance Tarot

Cards Drawn:  Ace of Staves, Knight of Cups, 4 of staves and 4 of Pentacles (inverse)

Forecast:  Here is the deal and it probably sounds crazy but what the hey.  Expect temps on Wednesday to find their way into the middle or even the upper 80s (84 – 88).  This is indicated to me by the Ace of staves (Remember that Staves wands, fire, heat. spirit).  This is contrary to the NOAA forecast for this period so maybe I am crazy.  the other card is the Knight of Cups, or Prince of cups, (Remember Cups equal water, emotion) from my point of view this means weather. Weather in this case is rain.  If  I am not completely out of my mind and temperatures do get as high as I predict then this weather could be severe, lots of rain and potentially damaging winds as well as the potential for hail.  On the back side we should look for only a minor reduction on temperatures and a continuing pressure for rain at the very least.  I would say that there is and equal potential for harsh weather on Thursday.  This is in part encouraged by the inverted four of pentacles which I am taking to mean that the earth, dry conditions will not be a serious force.  If you like thunderstorms whether on your front porch or through a key look out spot, like a window with a good view you might be in luck for a spectacular display of electric and thunder with minimal risk of serious property damage.

You will find that this forecast is that different from NOAA except for higher temps and the potential for hail.

Listen to your Muse and have a better than average day.

Blessed Be.

Romantic Outlook for The House of Cancer

This is a new one for the Tarot and I, I am not sure how this will work, but then every one loves romance so what the hey, right?

First we start with a two card draw to get a sense of what the romantic arena looks like for Cancer over the next roughly 30 days.

Deck:  Hermetic

Sign Cancer.

Cards Drawn: Princess of Wands (inverse) and 4 of Swords (inverse)

I am a Cancer, just for the record.  What can I say, I think it is a mixed bag romance wise for Cancer over the next 30n days.  The Princess of Wands is a key card and she looks unfriendly.  Wands are fire signs and that includes, Leo, Aries and Sagittarius.

If it sounds like shit it probably is.

During this 30 day period Cancers should remain wary of these individuals.  Generally It is possible to find a new friend or potential romantic liaison but the intellect is adverse to such relations at this time.  It could be a time to find new social relations through clubs, community organizations or even volunteering.  This Summer is not the Summer for Cancer, think minefield.

Other Water Signs:  Pisces and Scorpio

Cards Drawn:  The Emperor (4 of Major Arcana) and The Princess of Cups (inverse)

If sex is all you want then this is a good time for the other water signs to make their move.  The Inverted Princess of Cups is a warning to any one seeking a mature emotionally satisfying relationship.  The timing for such things is off.  This is a meat market buffet.  Remember that when in the world looking for an others company, if you expect a physical relationship then you won’t be disappointed but if you want more then this is not the time.

All Other Signs

Cards Drawn:  The Devil (15 Major Arcana, inverse) and 3 of Wands

Okay, this might sound a bit weird.  Generally, in my experience, the Devil card largely signifies that just because a thing or and act is unnatural doesn’t mean that it is evil.  But in this case the Devil is inverted and that kind of throws me.  The three of wands is close to the root of the spirit and of fire, think sexual heat.  The idea that two are perfectly matched in form and spirit and have little of no regard for the sexual norms of whatever region they may inhabit.  As I think about it, I am forced to ask the reader a question, do you want to take a walk on the wild side?  If not then stay home, in the shadows and out of sight as much as possible.  If yes, then get out and meet people.  If you are willing to suspend judgement and let animal attraction be your guide you might find these 30 days far more entertaining than any Hollywood movie.

As always, listen to your Muse and have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date:  Friday, June 23 2017

Deck:  The Hermetic

Cards Drawn:  10 of Wands (inverse) and the 7 of Wands (inverse)

Forecast:  Wands I associate with heat (Wands or Staves, South, Fire) but these are both inverted.  I’m not getting much of an impression except that tomorrow the day time highs in the region mentioned might get up into the mid to upper 80s (83 – 87) and that this temperature is directly related to cloud cover.  The fewer clouds the higher the temperature.  Lows again depending on how long the clouds linger may get as low as mid 60s over night (60 – 63).  The wands inverted signal  a cooling trend in the days to come I think where temps might linger around or just above seasonal daily averages or slightly higher (73 – 77).  I also don’t have any sense of wet weather, these two cards don’t leave me with any real feeling that way.  If winds switch around to the north or generally northerly direction over the day tomorrow and a seriously cooler drier air mass moves through the area and finally the region experiences some heating (83 – 85) before the air mass in question approaches then I would say yes, wet weather.  The drier and cooler the interloping air mass is compared to the current air mass the greater the probability of severe weather.  As I see it now I think the odds of severe weather are extremely low except for the possibility of flooding.

Other wise it looks like a round a very summery sweet weather is on its way.

Listen to your Muses and have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  Desert South West (Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and Southern California.)

Date(s):  Wednesday June 21, Thursday June 22 and Friday June 23,  2017

Deck:  Native American

Cards Drawn:  7 of Tomahawks (or Blades, inverse), 2 of Vessels, The Fool (0 Major Arcana), Maiden of Blades (inverse), 4 of Vessels (inverse) and The Stars (17 Major Arcana, inverse)

Forecast:  I know very little about the weather patterns around or through out this region, so this should be entertaining, hopefully.  The first pair, the 7 or tomahawks and the 2 or vessels indicate to me both wind and rain.  The 7 of Blades or tomahawks indicates to me wind but nothing extreme, I am thinking winds through out the area will maintain at about 20 to 30 mph so some shit might be blowing around but for desert people and natives to the region it isn’t anything they haven’t seen before while the 2 of vessels is a big rain card.  Rain I am thinking is likely along the Texas coast and the California coast but I wouldn’t expect much that way farther inland.  The 4 of vessels seems to say to me that these rains will continue possibly through out the three days of the forecast for the region.  Will the weather as of Wednesday currently present persist, The Fool says Yes.  The Stars inverse  indicates that these patterns are not likely to change, that the human friendly forces of nature are not in play at this time.

So buckle up and be prepared.  If it is hot then it will stay hot, if it is windy then it will stay windy and if it is raining then then rain should persist at least through Thursday, possibly Friday.

If this isn’t your favorite weather all I can say is I am sorry.

Otherwise, have a better than average day.


The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

I hope Everyone had a better than average weekend and that your loved ones are safe and well.  It seems that Summer came in with a roar of heat in late May and early June and I think it foreshadows the coming long Summer months.  Technically the first Day of Summer is just a few days away here in the Northern Hemisphere.  At any rate, here goes a whole lot of nothing.

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  Tuesday June 19 and Wednesday June 20, 2017

Deck:  Renaissance

Cards Drawn:  3 of Cups (inverse), The Fool (0 of the Major Arcana, inverse), The Empress (III of the Major Arcana) and 6 of Swords (inverse).

Forecast:  Here again I have pulled four cards from the Renaissance deck and three of the are inverted, also two of them are Major Arcana.  So what do I get from these cards.  I am thinking that conditions should be generally dry and cool with low humidity over the next two days.  Cooler is more like with high temperatures in the low 80s (19 – 83).  Remember more sun mixed with more concrete means higher temperatures especially in large cities.  Rain is unlikely as the inverted  3 of cups shows us.  Winds will be light (5 – 10mph) and from either the north or the east mostly likely easterly in the far east to more northerly in the far west.  I am expecting generally clear to partly cloudy skies and the next couple of days could be ideal for outdoor activities.  Check around large cities for air quality if you have respiratory concerns.  Will this batch of comfortable Summer weather last much passed the next two days?  The inverted Fool says no so get ready for a warm up later in the week.

Try and have a better than average day and may the muse tickle your fancy.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region: North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  Saturday  the 17th of June, Sunday the 18th of June and Monday the 19th of June, 2017.

Deck:  The Hermetic

Cards Drawn:  Knight of Swords (inverse), 9 of Pentacles (inverse), 8 of Pentacles (inverse), 6 of Pentacles. Princess of Wands and the Wheel of Fortune (10 Major Arcana).

Forecast:  Look for generally dry conditions through out the weekend and into Monday, all those Pentacles, Pentacles every where, but some are inverted which I take to mean the potential for moisture.  If this is so then I am thinking higher humidity and hazy conditions through Sunday with otherwise partly cloudy to partly sunny conditions.  Chances of Rain are low with a slight chance of thunder (20% chance on Saturday and Sunday during the day.  The Knight of Swords (inverted remember) says to me wind, but light (under 10 mph) and fading to still conditions by Monday.  The Princess of Wands and the Wheel of Fortune seem to be at odds with each other through Major Arcana are generally the more influential of cards when paired with Minor Arcana.  I am thinking that temperatures will remain in the upper 80s (85 – 89) through Sunday with a some possibility of passing showers or maybe even thunder on Sunday night (50% tops).  Don’t expect much as the pressure and temperature gradients do not appear great enough.  Look for cooling conditions to begin setting up on Monday (78 – 82) that should persist through he first half of the week.

Things could be a lot less tolerable like in California and the Mid west.  Seems the Gods of climate are smiling on this region a bit.

Have a better than average weekend.