Here are three jokes That I was told by my birth father many years ago….
Q: If a church has no doors or windows – How do the people get in and out?
A: The church was holey
Q: What did the Preacher say when he saw the Church burning?
A: “Holey Smoke”
Q: Little fly on the wall
Ain’t you got no clothes at all?
Ain’t you got no shimmy shirt?
Ain’t you got no pretty skirt?
Ain’t you cold?”