Monthly Archives: June 2017


Don’t be Drug Dependent

They say

pounding on the podeum

Will should be enough

with exercise

a strong diet

and a few Herbs

I am schizophrenic

I have seen my quiet genetic kin

suffer the Trauma of their own minds

when they free themselves

moment after moment

from medicine’s strange bondage

These Pills pose no cure

They offer only a chance

an escape back into the Cave

Away from the horror

to focus on the wonder

even if only in flashes

Seconds of understanding

with treatment or without

We, I are the same

a piece without a puzzle


The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and Northeastern Pennsylvania.

Date of Forecast:  Friday June 30th and Saturday July 1 2017

Deck:  Native American

Cards Drawn:  1 of Vessels, Chief of Vessels (or King of Cups), 6 of Vessels (inverse) and 7 of Pipes.

Forecast:  Rain, rain and more rain on Friday especially or my timing might be off and Saturday ends up being the wettest day.  I except the temps to linger in the low to mid 80s (83 – 86) depending on cloud cover and the volume of rain as well as urban verse rural.  The far east should be cooler than the far western parts of the region.  I think there will be a bit of wind (moderate 10 to 20mph, generally westerly to north westerly) though the cards don’t call for it specifically, but nothing to get freaked about and the chance of severe weather is close to nothing.  My windows are already rattling a little bit.  I think the winds might fall off as the rain finally moves out of the area.

I’ve been a bit off lately so this entire forecast is in all probability pooched, but what to do?

If you like grey days and wet weather with a bit of thunder then the next two days could be for you.

Have  better than average day either way.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Well, to be honest I have had my right index finger stuck all the way up my ass for the last few days, it is just one of those things.  So I pick up the remains and continue on as thou nothing at all has been out of place.  After all every one needs a break!

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  Wednesday June 28 and Thursday June 29 2017

Deck:  The Renaissance Tarot

Cards Drawn:  Ace of Staves, Knight of Cups, 4 of staves and 4 of Pentacles (inverse)

Forecast:  Here is the deal and it probably sounds crazy but what the hey.  Expect temps on Wednesday to find their way into the middle or even the upper 80s (84 – 88).  This is indicated to me by the Ace of staves (Remember that Staves wands, fire, heat. spirit).  This is contrary to the NOAA forecast for this period so maybe I am crazy.  the other card is the Knight of Cups, or Prince of cups, (Remember Cups equal water, emotion) from my point of view this means weather. Weather in this case is rain.  If  I am not completely out of my mind and temperatures do get as high as I predict then this weather could be severe, lots of rain and potentially damaging winds as well as the potential for hail.  On the back side we should look for only a minor reduction on temperatures and a continuing pressure for rain at the very least.  I would say that there is and equal potential for harsh weather on Thursday.  This is in part encouraged by the inverted four of pentacles which I am taking to mean that the earth, dry conditions will not be a serious force.  If you like thunderstorms whether on your front porch or through a key look out spot, like a window with a good view you might be in luck for a spectacular display of electric and thunder with minimal risk of serious property damage.

You will find that this forecast is that different from NOAA except for higher temps and the potential for hail.

Listen to your Muse and have a better than average day.

Blessed Be.


I stand in the midst if a crumbling city

watching my neighborhood and its residents

being eaten by diseased rats

minds melting from toxic waste

Is this all I am?

A widget?

worthy only as long as I still fit

the machine

until my teeth are broken

My tires are flat

my axe broken

what then?

am I just a tool

an instrument to build, cook or clean

when I become splintered, dull or broken

I will be thrown

without thought

No one will look back

remember or recall all that I have done

where I have left my mark

it will be as if I had never been

Except only

On the junk pile

We’ll all be neighbors there again.

Romantic Outlook for The House of Cancer

This is a new one for the Tarot and I, I am not sure how this will work, but then every one loves romance so what the hey, right?

First we start with a two card draw to get a sense of what the romantic arena looks like for Cancer over the next roughly 30 days.

Deck:  Hermetic

Sign Cancer.

Cards Drawn: Princess of Wands (inverse) and 4 of Swords (inverse)

I am a Cancer, just for the record.  What can I say, I think it is a mixed bag romance wise for Cancer over the next 30n days.  The Princess of Wands is a key card and she looks unfriendly.  Wands are fire signs and that includes, Leo, Aries and Sagittarius.

If it sounds like shit it probably is.

During this 30 day period Cancers should remain wary of these individuals.  Generally It is possible to find a new friend or potential romantic liaison but the intellect is adverse to such relations at this time.  It could be a time to find new social relations through clubs, community organizations or even volunteering.  This Summer is not the Summer for Cancer, think minefield.

Other Water Signs:  Pisces and Scorpio

Cards Drawn:  The Emperor (4 of Major Arcana) and The Princess of Cups (inverse)

If sex is all you want then this is a good time for the other water signs to make their move.  The Inverted Princess of Cups is a warning to any one seeking a mature emotionally satisfying relationship.  The timing for such things is off.  This is a meat market buffet.  Remember that when in the world looking for an others company, if you expect a physical relationship then you won’t be disappointed but if you want more then this is not the time.

All Other Signs

Cards Drawn:  The Devil (15 Major Arcana, inverse) and 3 of Wands

Okay, this might sound a bit weird.  Generally, in my experience, the Devil card largely signifies that just because a thing or and act is unnatural doesn’t mean that it is evil.  But in this case the Devil is inverted and that kind of throws me.  The three of wands is close to the root of the spirit and of fire, think sexual heat.  The idea that two are perfectly matched in form and spirit and have little of no regard for the sexual norms of whatever region they may inhabit.  As I think about it, I am forced to ask the reader a question, do you want to take a walk on the wild side?  If not then stay home, in the shadows and out of sight as much as possible.  If yes, then get out and meet people.  If you are willing to suspend judgement and let animal attraction be your guide you might find these 30 days far more entertaining than any Hollywood movie.

As always, listen to your Muse and have a better than average day.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date:  Friday, June 23 2017

Deck:  The Hermetic

Cards Drawn:  10 of Wands (inverse) and the 7 of Wands (inverse)

Forecast:  Wands I associate with heat (Wands or Staves, South, Fire) but these are both inverted.  I’m not getting much of an impression except that tomorrow the day time highs in the region mentioned might get up into the mid to upper 80s (83 – 87) and that this temperature is directly related to cloud cover.  The fewer clouds the higher the temperature.  Lows again depending on how long the clouds linger may get as low as mid 60s over night (60 – 63).  The wands inverted signal  a cooling trend in the days to come I think where temps might linger around or just above seasonal daily averages or slightly higher (73 – 77).  I also don’t have any sense of wet weather, these two cards don’t leave me with any real feeling that way.  If winds switch around to the north or generally northerly direction over the day tomorrow and a seriously cooler drier air mass moves through the area and finally the region experiences some heating (83 – 85) before the air mass in question approaches then I would say yes, wet weather.  The drier and cooler the interloping air mass is compared to the current air mass the greater the probability of severe weather.  As I see it now I think the odds of severe weather are extremely low except for the possibility of flooding.

Other wise it looks like a round a very summery sweet weather is on its way.

Listen to your Muses and have a better than average day.


Great Black Clouds gathering

it is a storm of the spirit

Bringing desolate depression

Hopelessness, hate and fear

those left untouched hide

wishing to remain unseen

What to do?

When the Darkness comes

To drink in the light from your spirit

as the Vacuum drinks air from your lungs

It steals your breath

Leaving you void

Pushing you from view

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  Desert South West (Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and Southern California.)

Date(s):  Wednesday June 21, Thursday June 22 and Friday June 23,  2017

Deck:  Native American

Cards Drawn:  7 of Tomahawks (or Blades, inverse), 2 of Vessels, The Fool (0 Major Arcana), Maiden of Blades (inverse), 4 of Vessels (inverse) and The Stars (17 Major Arcana, inverse)

Forecast:  I know very little about the weather patterns around or through out this region, so this should be entertaining, hopefully.  The first pair, the 7 or tomahawks and the 2 or vessels indicate to me both wind and rain.  The 7 of Blades or tomahawks indicates to me wind but nothing extreme, I am thinking winds through out the area will maintain at about 20 to 30 mph so some shit might be blowing around but for desert people and natives to the region it isn’t anything they haven’t seen before while the 2 of vessels is a big rain card.  Rain I am thinking is likely along the Texas coast and the California coast but I wouldn’t expect much that way farther inland.  The 4 of vessels seems to say to me that these rains will continue possibly through out the three days of the forecast for the region.  Will the weather as of Wednesday currently present persist, The Fool says Yes.  The Stars inverse  indicates that these patterns are not likely to change, that the human friendly forces of nature are not in play at this time.

So buckle up and be prepared.  If it is hot then it will stay hot, if it is windy then it will stay windy and if it is raining then then rain should persist at least through Thursday, possibly Friday.

If this isn’t your favorite weather all I can say is I am sorry.

Otherwise, have a better than average day.


The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

I hope Everyone had a better than average weekend and that your loved ones are safe and well.  It seems that Summer came in with a roar of heat in late May and early June and I think it foreshadows the coming long Summer months.  Technically the first Day of Summer is just a few days away here in the Northern Hemisphere.  At any rate, here goes a whole lot of nothing.

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date(s):  Tuesday June 19 and Wednesday June 20, 2017

Deck:  Renaissance

Cards Drawn:  3 of Cups (inverse), The Fool (0 of the Major Arcana, inverse), The Empress (III of the Major Arcana) and 6 of Swords (inverse).

Forecast:  Here again I have pulled four cards from the Renaissance deck and three of the are inverted, also two of them are Major Arcana.  So what do I get from these cards.  I am thinking that conditions should be generally dry and cool with low humidity over the next two days.  Cooler is more like with high temperatures in the low 80s (19 – 83).  Remember more sun mixed with more concrete means higher temperatures especially in large cities.  Rain is unlikely as the inverted  3 of cups shows us.  Winds will be light (5 – 10mph) and from either the north or the east mostly likely easterly in the far east to more northerly in the far west.  I am expecting generally clear to partly cloudy skies and the next couple of days could be ideal for outdoor activities.  Check around large cities for air quality if you have respiratory concerns.  Will this batch of comfortable Summer weather last much passed the next two days?  The inverted Fool says no so get ready for a warm up later in the week.

Try and have a better than average day and may the muse tickle your fancy.


Genetic Deterministic Mathematical Predictability

Is where the eye, I came

That predetermined lottery from which Eye,

I drew the short straw

So when I be flushed into the fecal soup

with all our advancement, all we create

it seems

is garbage en mass

That is our true proclivity, our gift

So when my time is done

and again the metal chain is broken

spin the wheel

take the American Standard way

flushed back into the fecal bath

maybe this time I’ll get better odds.