Monthly Archives: May 2017

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and Northwestern Pennsylvania.

Date: Thursday, June 1 2017

Deck:  Hermetic Tarot

Cards Drawn:  The Magician (1 major Arcana, inverse) and the Princess of Cups

Forecast:  Expect the skies to turn from partly cloudy to cloud/mostly cloudy by night time today.  High temperatures through out the regions should be in the middle seventies (72 – 75) with the highest temperatures being in the western most parts of the region.  High temperatures are dependent on the timing as to when the skies become overcast.  Mostly cloudy/cloudy conditions earlier in the day will knock a degree or two off the high.  Low temperatures by dawn Friday should be in the upper 60s (67 – 69).  There will be a gentle southerly to southwesterly breeze through out the day as winds will increase slightly (10 – 15mph) late.  There is a marginal chance of rain (30%) over night.

All in all tomorrow should be a nice day if you don’t mind grey skies.

Have a better than average day

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Still haven’t quite got this weather prognostication nailed down yet so I think I’ll try something a bit different.

Region:  New England  (Eastern New York, NH, VT, Mass, Conn, RI & Maine.)

Date:  Wednesday, May 31, Thursday June 1 and Friday June 2 2017

Deck:  Native American Tarot

Cards Drawn:  The Stars (17 Major Arcana), Hosteen Coyote (1 Major Arcana), 5 of Pipes (inverse), 8 of Pipes (inverse), 6 of Pipes (inverse) and Chief of Pipes (inverse)

Forecast:  The art on each card has a pleasing primitive quality though I have no idea who the artist is.  There was a time I cold almost relate to this deck but that was over thirty years ago if memory serves.  Expect disturbed cloudy conditions over Vermont Southern and Central Maine and parts of Massachusetts today there is the possibility of severe weather particularly thunderstorms and temperatures under the clouds should be about or slightly warmer than average.  This disturbed weather should continue to move over the next day.  Clearing will begin in Eastern New York and Move towards the east over the three day period.  Other wise mostly to Partly cloudy.  Winds gentle from the south, south west and west over the three day period with the possibility of off shore winds along the coast.  There are a lot of Pipers in this reading (think Wands or Staves) and I have been associating these with heat but they are all also inverted so expect cooler than average temperatures through out the region during the day and average or slightly higher than average temperatures during the night when the skies are cloudy.

I hope everyone stays safe and I expect you will have a nice Saturday coming up so enjoy.  All bets are off on Sunday.

Have a better than average day today.

Develop Your Psychic Abilities

Try and predict which side of a Lays Classic Potato Chip has the most salt on it.  I have chosen Lays Brand chips because in my own experience the difference in the amount of salt from one side to the other is very noticeable.  If you can find some other chip that works for you then don’t let my recommendation keep you making your own choice.  The process is simple, focus on the act and keep the desire of tasting the salter of the two sides first, choose a chip and eat it, if you have made the right choice you should know immediately, don’t stop with one though.  The process must be repeated.  The participant should concentrate on and carry out the process with deliberate intent  My Calculations and the Calculations of other people state that after ten thousand hours of practice any individual should have attained expert status.

If you are going to eat the chips any way you might as well get something out of it.

May today and tomorrow be better than average days

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

It looks like my weekend tarot forecast was off by about 12 to 18 hours but Memorial day still turned out decent.  When you first don’t succeed try try again.

Region:  North western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date of the forecast:  Tuesday, May 30 and Wednesday, May 31 2017

Deck:  Renaissance Tarot Deck

Cards Drawn:  3 of Cups, The World (Inverted), 9 of Staves and The Lovers

Forecast:  The card that throws me in this spread is the World (inverted), it causes me to doubt that the skies will clear in the truest sense meaning that over Tuesday certainly and possibly Wednesday the skies will be either hazy or mostly cloudy with moments of partly cloudy.  I am expecting these two days to stay dry or though the 3 of cups lends to the possibility of rain I would have to say that it is slight and will occur mostly likely at night as temperature drops.  Tuesdays highs will hover around 70 – 72 though warmer in North Western Ohio and cooler in Northwestern Pennsylvania with nightly lows around 58 – 60.  Warming on Wednesday with highs between 75 – 77 again warmer in Northwestern Ohio and cooler in North Western Pennsylvania.  There will be a general increase in wind speed to between 15 and 25, direction generally westerly and Northerly though probably Westerly and southerly by Wednesday, mph expect higher gusts by Wednesday.

It looks to me again that both days would be nice for out doors activities.

Have a better than average day.

The internet Tarot Weather Dude

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Dates:  Saturday the 27th, Sunday the 28th and Monday the 29 of May, 2017

Deck:  The Hermetic Tarot Deck

Cards Drawn:  The Empress, Justice (Inverted), Eight of Swords, Two of cups, The Star and Ten of Wands (Inverted).

Forecast:  Again the active yet austere black and white illustrations always leave me with strong impressions.  the presence of three cards from the Major Arcana in a six card draw indicate to me an element of predictability or chaos.  Normally if I were reading for a single person this prevalence of Trumps (Major Arcana) would simply indicate that events are set or outside of the individuals control so.  Watch on Saturday for the most part and early Sunday through to about noon for the potential of localized severe weather, thunderstorms or tornado watches/warnings are likely in the forecast region tending towards the far western reaches.  Again, these severe events will be localized and sporadic.  Rain should be expected through out this period for the forecast region rainfall amounts ranging from .10 to .25 of an inch, higher amounts possible in and around thunderstorms.  Temperatures on Saturday should be in the low to middle 70s (71 – 74) and lows in the lower 60s (50 – 62)  warmest temperatures in North west Ohio and the coolest in Northwestern Pennsylvania.  From mid- day Sunday through Monday expect clearing conditions and a slight cooling trend temperature wise and the potential for a light breeze (5 – 10 mph) from a generally north to north westerly direction.  Memorial day should be an all around nice day for any out door gathering in the Forecast Region.  There is also the possibility (50% chance) of Fog Saturday morning along the lake shore and in the hills in North Western Pennsylvania.

Be Blessed

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

If practice makes perfect, well I got a long way to go.  So here’s my next try.

Region:  North Western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North Eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date:  Friday, May 26 2017

Deck:  Native American Tarot

Cards Drawn:  The Trapper (2 of Pipes) and Defiance (9 of Pipes)

Forecast:  The art of this deck, though colorful, has always been a bit foreign to me.  The imagery always throws me mentally but the deck its self inspires strange imagery in the front of my mind.  Some times these flashes come with strong impressions.  So for the region forecast look for clearing skies from east to west and rising temperatures, highs in the west of the region some where in the middle 70s (74 – 77) following to the far East of the region somewhere around 70 (69 -71).  Lows ranging from around 60 (58-61) in the west to middle to upper 50s (53-57) in the east.  Winds should be shifting to the West Northwest over the course of the day but say around 5 mph  don’t expect a strong increase in wind speed over the forecast period.

It should be a all around decent middle spring day,

Be blessed.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Let us try this again.

Region:  Northwestern Ohio, North Central Ohio, Northeastern Ohio and Northwestern Pennsylvania.

Date:  Thursday,  May 25 2017

Deck:  Renaissance Tarot Deck

Cards Drawn:  Queen of Staves (inverse), Seven of Cups (inverse)


Forecast:  The washed out colors of the art of this deck leaves little as impressions go.  What does strike me is wind or lack there off and water as in rain.  So here goes nothing for the day tomorrow.  High temperatures from upper sixties to low seventies (68 – 71) and lows by dawn in the upper 50s to 60 (57 – 60) except cooler in both cases in North Western Pennsylvania.  Winds falling off to negligible over the course of the day from North Western Ohio to North Western Pennsylvania by early evening.  Rain developing (chance near 100%) in the West and moving east over the course of the afternoon and into night, rain may be heavy at times.  The risk of severe weather is nominal.  Expect both the Sun and the moon to be cloaked by heavy clouds during this twenty four hour period.

Its a great day to curl up with either a book or a movie and someone special.  Be Blessed.

The Internet Tarot Weather Dude

So far so good, let’s try another.

Region:  North western Ohio, North Central Ohio, North eastern Ohio and North Western Pennsylvania.

Date:  Wednesday, May 24 2017

Deck:   Hermetic Tarot

Cards Drawn:  Seven of Swords (inverse) and The King of Swords.


Forecast:  In my mind as I look at the austere and active black and white cards of the Hermetic Deck I am first struck by the idea that both of these cards indicate air or wind in this particular circumstance.  That being said, expect High Temperatures to linger in the lower 70s (70 – 72) cooler along the lake shore and in the mountains of Northern Pennsylvania and night time lows by dawn Thursday morning to be near sixty (60)s cloud cover will prevent radiational cooling.   There will be growing cloud cover so expect to see little sun,  Cloudy skies will expand from west to east.  Winds will remain around 10 to 15 mph with possibly higher winds in western Pennsylvania.  Possibility of rain is low (20-30% chance) through out the twenty four hour period.  If showers occur they will be spotty and brief at best.  No severe weather should be expected at this time.

Internet Tarot Weather Dude

Considering my lack of posts on this blog I have decided to take it in a slightly different direction.  So here goes…

The procedure is simple, I name an area, draw two cards from a yet to be named deck and make some type of prediction about the weather.

Region: Northern Ohio and north western Pennsylvania.

Date of Forecast:  Tuesday May 23, 2017

Deck: Native American

Cards Drawn:  one Pipes and  the Trump Justice

Forecast:  High temperatures in the middle to upper 70s  (74- 77)  though cooler along the lake shore.   Low temperatures in the middle to upper 50s (55-59).  Winds East to South by South East eventually due south by dawn the 24, speed around 10 mph increasing over the night to 15-17mph.  More sun less clouds and no rain expected.  A good day for outdoor activities.